I wish you could sue mccdonalds everytime you gained weight.

I worked black friday at Target and saw all the crazies attack big expensive things. I added shopping that morning onto a list of things I will never do in my entire lifetime. Unless I get a job at ford, get laid off, get my job back but then get laid off again and have no money for full priced presents. And if your parents/grandparents shop at target you're all getting a casio keyboard or one of those gamer chairs.

Im having a competition with my mom starting tomorrow. We are going to see who can lost the most weight. She'll probably win. I just love food.

I bought one of those Vick Vapor inhaler thingies and im afraid i might be addicited to using it. Because sometimes when im breathing fine its like my hand gravitates towards it and the next thing you know im sticking it up my nose and inhaling harder than rich kids inhale cocaine. And it really does make your nose hurt. I feel like Latoya Jackson.

"Interestingly enough, if you inhale enough Vicks and take a drug test, you'll likely turn up positive for methamphetamine. Most tests do not distinguish between the two isomers, although if you claim it was the Vicks, they'll likely re-test you with a more selective method that will."

Sweet. Hopefully I dont fall off a ladder or anything at work. Target just might drug test me and send me home. Then when I ask, why am i fired!? They'll politely respond with a hint of disgust in their voice, you're a meth addict and that is not appropriate target team member behavior. And then there I am. One of the crazies shopping on black friday because I have no money for full priced presents. Well Fuck Me.